Seriously if you are going to mount equipment and I am using the term mount VERY loosely why not mount the monitor over your head to disguise your shame?
Wow a website for the insanely lazy and they have flucking Chair Pants FTW! No seriously check out http://theweakshop.com/ if you don’t believe me. They have lots of WTF items like Support Hats and a Wallet Walker. Yeah go figure there ARE people lazier than me!