Archive for the ‘Medicine’ category
This Valentines day a bunch of guys gave their women Herpes. It was a gift and it certainly will last forever or until your significant other burns it… Huh?
You see the gift is actually a stuffed animal as you can see here:
Loads of viruses are available like Swine Flu, Herpes, Heart worms and Malaria just to name a few. You can buy them from here but seriously WTFluck?
If you are ever in the presence of an elf you need to give them the bong! If it falls on the floor and breaks – he was never there to begin with. You need to stop smoking that shit! But on the other hand if he takes it – blaze and enjoy!